Sunday, December 16, 2007
okay.
so im back from a city of a thousand smiles.
bangkok.
was supposed to take da flight bak this morning.
but in da end was ytd morning.
so i went pool last nite.
guang bought me a gundam too.
thnx!
haha.
thailand quite nice lah.
jus tat i saw alot of trans.
da food good seh.
then their mrt is like our last time de mrt.
nid slot card in then take out those kind.
olden days.
so i went with my uncle auntie cousin n jie.
stayed in a kids suite.
1 night was 190+USD.
n so i stayed for 6 nights.
price is amazing.
haha.
bought alot alot alot of stuffs.
wallet bomb liao.
haven got my pay.
sian ah!
haha.
shopped for 6-7hrs daily.
had to accompany my jie all da time.
cos we had to look out for one another.
then she take so long to buy her things.
cos there mostly cant try.
so her 1st question at every shop was : can try?
then thai ppl haf a unique slang.
then hear their response super funny.
but i dunno how to do it.
but they like to say 2 words.
same same, in a super funny thai tone.
bargaining is crucial there.
cos they like to eat ur money.
always set high prices.
went to the floating market.
stalls were set up along a river.
so people jus sat on a small boat and carried around.
wan to buy jiu stop by n see see.
had to wake up super duper early for da floating market.
5 thai time.
cos it only opens in da morning.
around 12 thai time.
they jiu start to pack up le.
singapore time is 1hr later than thai.
went to pratunam center on one of da days.
my aunt heard tat it is a shopping paradise.
but go dere.
disappointed liao.
cos got nth.
so on da same day as da floating market thing.
we went to visit da king's palace.
it doesnt look thai-ish.
more like london those kind.
so my uncle hired a driver for da whole day.
then he asked about da pratunam thing.
then we realised we went to da wrong one.
it's platinum shopping center.
as when we asked for directions.
they said pratunam.
they pronounce platinum as pratunam.
scammed!
aniway.
tat driver drove us dere and so we found it.
shopped till we dropped dere.
and dere was a place which looks similar to s'pore's bugis street.
many many things dere.
aiya.
all da shopping places also got many things.
went to chinatown.
took a taxi dere.
took 1hr+.
their traffic dere is amazingly crowded.
then tat place is also super crowded.
then everybody squeeze like War of The Worlds like tat.
all run for their lives.
saw dragonball figurines!!
bought them at sight.
wuahahahahaha!
okay so tat place is like very dirty n stuffs.
then we took a taxi bak to civilisation.
if u see u'll noe wad i meant.
journey was also super long.
this time around 2hrs.
cos their traffic super lihai.
on da streets.
bridges.
alot of very very young kids and adults sitting on da floor begging for money.
most were disabled.
looking at them.
makes me tink tat singaporeans are living a very very very very wonderful life.
many street food vendors.
all of them wear so chin chai.
then their jobs also dun look stable.
aiya.
dunno how to explain.
okay so dere's something like a pasar malam dere.
but only on weekends.
and tat place is super super super super super big.
walked alot.
bought alot of stuffs.
da food they sell on da streets are fantastic.
but some really is...
and their guava.
they put their chilli like water like tat.
super duper spicy ah!
chilli padi is nth compared to it.
then there're ppl selling puppies on da streets.
super cute.
but walking along da streets everyday dere.
i saw many abandoned dogs.
its like many ppl dere buy them when da puppies look cute.
and disown them when they're big.
okay.
so.
on da 1st night.
we went to a restaurant called Cabbages and Condoms.
interesting name hor?
LOL.
its a restaurant helping to fight aids.
tats wad my uncle said.
went in.
many boards showing many different kind of condoms.
how to prevent.
and wad can do wad cannot do.
then they had many plastic models.
got 1 is a santa claus.
but on close look.
its made of white n red condoms.
they stick alot alot alot of condoms to da model.
my cousin dunno wad are those.
still say wad balloons.
so her parents gave her some knowledge bout this.
their food's not bad though.
then when settling bill.
they gave 4 condoms as a souvenir.
LOL!
okay.
so on another day.
i was in a shop with my jie.
then suddenly a trans lifted a shirt n asked us how to read tat word on it.
i hear her/his voice.
scary fuck.
but we had to acted normal lah.
haha.
then we're done dere.
and went 2 shops away from it.
then tat trans stood outside da shop n smiled to us.
wah.
damn damn damn damn freaky.
see liao also scared.
but no offense lah.
and there were many pre-trans.
guys who wear female clothings and thick make up.
cos my jie said those guys haf to wear like tat for bout 6months.
then can go do da surgery.
alot of them looked very gay.
but tats wad thailand is best for.
their taxis have alot of colours.
blue red orange green yellow and PINK!
hip colour.
oh ya.
their macdonald's selling cheese fries.
kfc dun have.
still got quite a no. of things.
but forgotten some of them liao.
so dun bother le lah.
bye.
take it up and put it down.
17:56
